You have nothing to fear.

Shangela’s Gown Tips, On The Wedding of The Century.

cartelgathering:

mylittlerewolution:

Did you know that you can make houses out of plastic bottles? By filling them with sand, and molding them together with mud or cement, the walls created are actually bullet proof, fire proof, and will maintain an comfortable indoor temperature of 64 degrees in the summer time.

And it’s not like there is any shortage on used plastic bottles out there. Here are some statistics from treehugger.com:

“The United States uses 129.6 Million plastic bottles per day which is 47.3 Billion plastic bottles per year. About 80% of those plastic bottles end up in a landfill!”

To build a two bedroom, 1200 square foot home, it takes about 14,000 bottles.

The United States throws away enough plastic bottles to build 9257 of these 2 bedroom houses per day! That’s just over 3.35 million homes, the same number of homeless people in America.

Many people in third world countries have taken up building homes out of plastic bottles, from Africa to Asia. Perhaps the trend will catch on in America and all of those bottles will stop ending up in the landfills. Wouldn’t they be better off housing the homeless? Kinda like all those empty houses scattered all over the country?

Perfect

Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip: Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
His friend: Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass
tastefullyoffensive:

[thedauisrising]
did-you-kno:

The Kansas City, Missouri police department posted to Twitter asking locals to behave so on-duty officers could listen to the KC Royals play their first MLB post-season game in 29 years.  Source

did-you-kno:

The Kansas City, Missouri police department posted to Twitter asking locals to behave so on-duty officers could listen to the KC Royals play their first MLB post-season game in 29 years. Source

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

Repeat after me: I am not a problem to be solved. Repeat after me: I am worthy I am worthy; I am neither the mistake nor the punishment.

Sierra DeMulder

(via twloha)

ohhjenesuispas:

I will reblog this every time.

She is not “my girl.”

She belongs to herself. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.

How much more blessed can I be?

Avraham Chaim, Thoughts after The Alchemist (via young-wanderer)

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

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kabooyah:

She’s just perfect.🙈😍😍

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

funkybug:

scary post 4 u blog

funkybug:

scary post 4 u blog

*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama